Sour Milk

[Laura is ultra-squeamish about food going bad so it's hard to resist teasing her sometimes...]

Jack [smelling the milk and pretending that it's gone sour]: "It's probably got another day left in it ..." [and then pouring it on his cereal.]

Laura: "It's a wonder I kiss you at all."

Wedding Vows

[Laura was helping some friends get ready for their wedding and she heard that they were writing their own wedding vows... ]

Laura: I would have had to let Jack do that because if it were left up to me they would say, 'I kind of like you ... I'll try not to shoot you.'

An Easy Customer

[Laura was flipping through some catalogs for something to do while riding in the car...]

Laura: "I don't need anything from Pottery Barn ... but let's see what they want me to buy from them ..."