Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Cell phone "coverage"

Jack (phoning home from the office): "Sweetie, can you check if I left my cell phone at home? It's probably charging on the counter."
Laura: "Yep, it's here. Oh, let's see if it has any pictures of girls on it..."
Jack: "Ha, ha. Why don't you take some of yourself, dear..."
Laura: "It would take two phones to take my picture..."

[As if the field-of-view of one cell phone camera wasn't big enough.]

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Everything's a competition

Laura: "I need a haircut."
Jack: "Yeah, I need a haircut too."
Laura: "I need one worse."
Jack: "This isn't a competition."
Laura: "I know, because I won!"

[I guess you just had to be there...]