[ Laura had just made a large bag of Chex Mix (with M&Ms, honey roasted peanuts, dried fruit, and other yummy goodies) for a cross-country car trip with my parents and my sister's family.]
Laura: "Do you think that's too much Chex Mix?"
Jack: "I could finish that in 2 days."
Laura: "You have to share this among three cars."
Jack: "Or you could make three of those bags."
Laura [crunching slowly on some Chex Mix and glaring at me]: "Pretend you're the Chex Mix."
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My wife Laura is one of the most spontaneous and expressive friends I have the pleasure of knowing. She constantly spouts many outrageously funny sayings, seemingly unintentionally. Here are some of the things she has said that I managed to write down before she tackled me. Some background information: Laura is not quite 5 feet tall and works hard at home being a mom to Brianna and Jason.
4 comments:
Hi Jack! These are funny sayings! Thanks for telling me about your blogs. That's great that you're writing them down. Kids are maybe reliably hilarious but it's a bonus that Laura is, too! (At Henry's first visit to the dentist, at age 3, I think, he told the dentist "When I get older I'm going to have my own BB-gun and make my own whisky." The dentist did a real doubletake.) It was nice hanging out at your parents' party yesterday. Have a good drive! I hope to visit you and yours in sunny California someday! And have fun with that Electro-Bent! --Jeff
Hi Jack,
I saw you in the spark thingy and I wanted to tell you how my son who is 17 thinks it's the most hilarious thing when I tell him about the Texas Instruments programmable calculator I saved my money for to buy in high school.
Your wife sounds funny. My husband makes me laugh all the time with the things he says, so I can relate. Take care, Julia
Hey Jack and Laura!
It's your long lost cousin in Visalia. We got a kick out of your sayings. As I was reading them I told Arie we have to go visit them. Hopefully this summer we can make a trip and visit you guys. Love your Blog. Talk to you later
Brenda
Thanks, all. I'm glad I can share the humor.
Jack
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