I was working late at the office one night when Laura called and described the chaos the kids were creating.
Laura: I'm ready to have some time for myself.
Jack: Well, it's already their bedtime.
Laura: I know. I haven't even taken them upstairs yet. I was hoping to just get a dart gun and they would fall asleep right where they are.
My laughter clues Laura that I'm writing that down and when I read it back to her, she says:
Laura: No, I said something like: 'Those little angels. I really love my job. And I would never use a dart gun.'
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We need more funny stuff, unless you are on holiday
David: I keep telling her that her fans are eager for more material, but she just gives me the evil eye. I'll post more gems as they come up.
Beth: Everything I wrote is what my wife said. She would emphatically deny it, but you can't believe everything my wife says. Seriously, she really is this funny.
I am reading this nearly a month after you posted, but your wife is hillarious. I read several of your posts and they'd make a great book.
hi...i came across your blog through jayleigh`s.
your wife sounds so cute...and she is funny!
i read all of your post...hey, your wife`s pic can`t be viewed...i would lovvvvvvvveeeee to see how cute she looks like!
i kept picturing helen hunt and paul reiser on Mad About You as i read this. :)
try photobucket.com - that is what i use for pics.
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