Whenever Laura does not approve of something I do, she scolds me with "What would your mother say?". Or she threatens me with, "I'm telling your mama!" Or in some cases, both.
Me (weighing myself on the scale): Oh, that's not good.
Laura: What?
Me: I guess I should stop eating all those peanut M&M's at work...
Laura: Jackson! What would your mother say?!
Me: Probably something like, "You're going to share that bowl with your whole team, right?"
Laura: I'm telling your mama!
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I'm sure whatever cfish415 said was a valid criticism of how terrible this anecdote is. There is no story here. Just you weighing yourself and your wife acknowledging it.
I'm sure whatever cfish415 said was a valid criticism of how terrible this anecdote is. There is no story here. Just you weighing yourself and your wife acknowledging it.
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