Mother's Day

[Laura bought two Mother's Day cards. One was funny and one was sentimental.]

Laura: "You get to choose your favorite for your mom. Just don't choose the one I want."

Wait until it's safe

[We were watching the "Man vs Wild" TV show for the first time. It's about this guy who puts himself in the middle of the wild areas of Africa or Australia without any supplies and has to survive on his wits. To add to the drama he describes all the dangers that he comes across in gory detail, like getting trampled by a rhinoceros or being pulled under water by an alligator.]

Wild man on TV: "Tourists love to visit Australia, but every year 70 people die from wild animal attacks."

Laura: "I think I"ll go after they've said they've had their 70 people."