[I was about to cut Laura a piece of chocolate cake ...]
Jack: "How big a piece do you want?"
Laura: "Surprise me." (And then she added, "But don't be stupid.")
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My wife Laura is one of the most spontaneous and expressive friends I have the pleasure of knowing. She constantly spouts many outrageously funny sayings, seemingly unintentionally. Here are some of the things she has said that I managed to write down before she tackled me. Some background information: Laura is not quite 5 feet tall and works hard at home being a mom to Brianna and Jason.
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She's a wise woman, that Laura!
I hate when Joyce says that. It usually means, "Too late, you've just been stupid." And the problem is, I know she's right.
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