[I used to pick up lots of free pens from trade show booths, so I have quite a collection now including pens that light up, pens that stand up on their own, pens shaped like the state of Texas, pens that look like a rocketship, and so on. But very few are good quality pens that I would want to carry around. So Laura was a bit surprised when I returned home from the store with an unexpected purchase of a package of pens.]
Jack: "Look, I bought some pens."
Laura: "But we already have lots of pens!"
Jack: "These are good ones."
Laura: "But we have a whole drawer full of pens! See? In fact, the museum called and asked if they could have some!"
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My wife Laura is one of the most spontaneous and expressive friends I have the pleasure of knowing. She constantly spouts many outrageously funny sayings, seemingly unintentionally. Here are some of the things she has said that I managed to write down before she tackled me. Some background information: Laura is not quite 5 feet tall and works hard at home being a mom to Brianna and Jason.
1 comment:
How funny! I love your wife's sarcasm and wit. :o)
I, too, have pens and pencils all over the house...much more than I'll ever be able to use.
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