Laura often calls me when she's bored and I've learned to give the correct answers to her questions:
Jack: Hi Sweetie.
Laura: Are you missing me?
Jack: A whole bunch.
Laura: Good answer. I won't have to change the locks...
Later, when she's ready to hang up:
Laura: Well, I can't just stand around all day and verbally spar with you...
Jack: You often do...
Laura: Bite me. Oh, see, I did have another minute to talk...
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sounds like a dangerous woman, watch yourself
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